Global Conspiracy Revealed in Hilarious New Release

Kapolei, HI (I-Newswire) December 9, 2011 - After discovering his ability to control time, Cranston Staigne embarks with his cohort Tom on a drunken escapade from Cambodia to the Holy See. The pair, soon embroiled in a global conspiracy, commit numerous crimes, evade authorities, and cheat death. It’s magnificent decadence and dereliction as they explore unlimited power and unrepentant failure.

Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is available at Wild Child Publishing, Amazon.com, and Barnes and Noble.

When asked to comment on Wild Child Publishing's release of Tall Tales of Felony and Failure, William Taker, Malum.org’s Under Registrant of Over Compensation, responded, “This partnership allows Malum.org, a GNA Worldwide subsidiary, to benefit from the additional income generated through sales of this wonderful tale by Wild Child Publishing without assuming any of the financial risk associated with actually producing things. Wild Child “Famous” Publishing, meanwhile, may now enjoy the staggering notoriety associated with the fine, fine TTFF brand. It’s a complete win-win for everyong, and we’re all excruciatingly excited.”

ISBN 978-1-936222-97-1

About the Author
"You can't swing a stick in any bookstore today without knocking over at least a dozen books about wizards or vampires. Sometimes, you hit people with that stick, which is unfortunate and regrettable. To mitigate the inevitable negative outcome should this occur, make sure not to sharpen any stick you may in the future be inclined to start swinging around in bookstores. Also, every day there are fewer bookstores around in which to swing sticks, thanks to the internet.

Back on topic, I can guarantee that there are no wizards or vampires in my writing. Just action, violence, dark humor, and some rocking good times."

Mr. Haustrumerda is a former U.S. Navy submariner and current author, brewer, submarine pirate, and derelict. His debut novella, "Tall Tales of Felony and Failure", has recently been published by Wild Child Publishing.

Visit Warren and Tall Tales of Felony and Failure at http://malum.org

For electronic review copies, contact review@malum.org

To arrange an interview or for additional information, contact Warren Haustrumerda at warren@malum.org.

Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is published by:
Wild Child Publishing
PO Box 4897
Culver City, CA 90231
310-721-4461
admin@wildchildpublishing.com
http://www.wildchildpublishing.com/

About GNA Worldwide:
GNA Worldwide is a privately held enterprise specializing in discreet import/export services.

Under the careful watch of the Honorable Will Taker, Captain and proprietor, GNA Worldwide has earned a global reputation as the most trusted name in covert oceanic transportation. Our valued customer base includes such discriminating individuals, business enterprises, and nations as (REDACTED).

The unique services provided by GNA Worldwide are possible through the use of our most prized asset, the Good Ship (G.S.) PATIENCE, a former Soviet Project 613 (NATO Classification – Whiskey Class) diesel-electric submarine. Following Captain Taker’s acquisition of the vessel, assisted by our cherished investors, several upgrades and restorations were performed on her acoustical, hull, mechanical, electrical, and (REDACTED) systems. The resulting capabilities have transformed her from a disregarded relic to a mighty, silent warrior/transport vehicle.

When not fulfilling customer shipping needs, Captain Taker and his crew utilize the G.S. PATIENCE in independent wealth acquisition projects, ensuring continued, unparalleled investment return for the GNA Worldwide stakeholders. Malum.org is an extension of this commitment to prosperity. GNA Worldwide believes that this new and exciting venture will provide consumers the opportunity to share in the mystique, daring, and adventure associated with the GNA Worldwide brand.

Company Contact Information
GNA Worldwide
Warren Haustrumerda
3044 Boxer Rd
96707
Phone : 808-477-6985